Fai-sensei's Classroom

[It's Fay-sensei, smiling at the journal! You may notice he is dressed quite strangely (he's the guy on the right only better looking) and yes, that's a sword at his belt. Replaying the genre event, with Shakespeare Fay. Keep in mind I only have an extremely vague concept of the "headcanon" for this "AU" and will be making much of it up as I go along.]

[He did not arrive in the Welcome Center, of course, but some Kiseki ladies in a store near where he was standing were kind enough to explain things to him. A little.]

Hark, what madness in this land transports I
from my lands in fair Denmark to these strange
magical realms with no explanation from thou,
I must humbly request an answer to thy riddle,
foul sorcerer, villainous witch or charming enchantress,
that has taken me from my home.

Though these new lands seem fascinating to behold,
and it's inhabitants most kind, I must admit dismay.
It shall be most difficult to locate my dark love, unless
he too has been captured by our captor. Such a thing
would sure cause the poor hound much grief and
the howl would wake even the deepest of sleeping neighbours.
Methinks such foul tempest and crude language make him unpopular
enough with society as things are, thy assistance is not needed.

Alas, is there truly no way home?