Fai-sensei's Classroom

... Not funny, Kiseki. Really not funny.

Yuui? Yuui, where are you? [I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry this is somehow all my fault I'm so sorry someone beat the crap out of me fml.]

... If I ever find the ones responsible for this I'll-

[Video post! Accidental though, Fay's sitting on his bed crosslegged, fiddling with a small box sitting on his lap. He opens it, looking curious, and Yuui's piano music can be heard playing from it.]

It's lovely, really... [Fay smiles a little at the music and wrinkles his forehead.] I just wish I could remember where I got it! I don't remember buying it and it looks too nice to just have been left lying around here...

[Replaying the memory loss event. Fay has lost all memories of his darling little brother Yuui.]

Students! Everyone pay attention here! Remember we were talking about putting on a school play a while ago? Fay-kun suggested it. I didn't forget! In fact, I have a great idea.

Who wants to do Romeo and Juliet?

[Forward-dated to Saturday because mun is a) impatient, b) going to be busy all weekend and c) bored.]

[Accidental video post! Or is it? Either way, a certain blond is in the kitchen, putting the finishing touches on a cake! Lots of cream and icing and strawberries on it.]

[It's Yuui in the kitchen, of course. He's got the ponytail, after all, and Yuui's clothes. And the expression seems like Yuuis. The humming sounds like Yuui's voice. And he's in the kitchen! it must be Yuui!]

[He suddenly notices the journal recording] Ah... It was meant to be a surprise... [That's Yuui's voice! It must be Yuui!]

[... Right?]

[Video goes off!]

[Private to self// Difficult to hack.]

... He's really stupid, isn't he?
[/Private]

[Kuro-sensei, your sweetie-pie is looking for you.]

[Fay is in the kitchen, all the cupboards are open and it looks like he's been searching for something. While organising the kitchen may have helped Yuui find everything, now Fay can't find anything himself.] Yuuuuuuiiiiiiiii, where did we put the frying pans?

[Hums and looks around a little] In other news, it's almost Halloween! I wonder if any of the kids will go trick or treating... Maybe we should decorate the school! [Pauses for a second] Though that means it's almost that time too...

[Private to Yuui now, moderately hackable.]

Yuui, let's only celebrate your birthday this year. I'm not ready to be 30.

[/Private]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date-

[...] I actually don't know the rest. Ahaha, Kiseki has such strange taste, I wonder why it made me keep talking like that? So strange. [I meant nothing I said while under the influence, you hear me, NOTHING!] Alas!


[Also, if anyone wants to play with Shakespeare!Fay I am more than happy to back date anything. Seriously. I am just as impatient as all hell and on vacation. \o/]

[It's Fay-sensei, smiling at the journal! You may notice he is dressed quite strangely (he's the guy on the right only better looking) and yes, that's a sword at his belt. Replaying the genre event, with Shakespeare Fay. Keep in mind I only have an extremely vague concept of the "headcanon" for this "AU" and will be making much of it up as I go along.]

[He did not arrive in the Welcome Center, of course, but some Kiseki ladies in a store near where he was standing were kind enough to explain things to him. A little.]

Hark, what madness in this land transports I
from my lands in fair Denmark to these strange
magical realms with no explanation from thou,
I must humbly request an answer to thy riddle,
foul sorcerer, villainous witch or charming enchantress,
that has taken me from my home.

Though these new lands seem fascinating to behold,
and it's inhabitants most kind, I must admit dismay.
It shall be most difficult to locate my dark love, unless
he too has been captured by our captor. Such a thing
would sure cause the poor hound much grief and
the howl would wake even the deepest of sleeping neighbours.
Methinks such foul tempest and crude language make him unpopular
enough with society as things are, thy assistance is not needed.

Alas, is there truly no way home?

[Well, I need distractions so I might as well throw myself into work!]

Hey, all my cute students~ Since Seishirou-sensei is back now, we can't use his classtime for art anymore. But, if you all still want to do it, I thought we could have an after school art club! How does that sound? It'd be voluntary, but if you'd rather we made room for it in the normal class schedule, I can probably work something out. What do you think?

[Speaking of which...]

[Backdated to... The first day Sei-sensei was missing? idk time and space in Kiseki is extra hard when you're on the other side of the planet.]

[Video is on, showing a paint covered Fay. Unlike Subaru, he doesn't have the excuse of being seven-years-old anymore, so everyone can assume the paint is his own fault and typical crazy. Anyone in the younger class can assume their character might be in a similar state, since they did finger-painting today instead of Biology and a paint fight may/may not have occurred depending on the students.]

[Fay grins] Well! That was fun! I've never taught a real art class before, we should have them more often! You're all very talented young artists, excellent interpretations of the medium.

[Still laughing lightly under his breath, Fay fiddles with the journal to turn the video off, but before he does...] Two up but one down... I wonder if he'll come back like last time.

[...] Oh! That didn't last long. Shame. [<= Lies. I said stupid stuff to Ashura and didn't fully appreciate Kuro-sensei being back. Though there were fun parts.]

Kuropon-sensei~ Where are you~?

[Camera clicks on, revealing a chibi Fay staring intensely at the journal. He's currently being carried over someone's shoulder, anyone who knows Kurogane may recognise the back of the head.]

[Finally Fay figures out the journals new functions and nodds.]


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! [The highest pitched scream you've ever heard.]

HELP! I'M BEING KIDNAPPED! HE'S A STRANGER! HEEEELLLLPPPPP!

Thursday!


[ETA OOC warning: If you comment here, you're coming on the field trip. Fay-sensei says so.]

[Private to self- Hackable]

It seems none of them have it easy where they're from... It's strange, we had happy memories at first but then... I kinda hope they take Sakura-chan up on her offer.

[/private]

[This part is directed at all the students, but he hasn't bothered filtering it.]

Ne~, everyone~! I was wondering if you'd all like to do something fun at school. Maybe we could have a field trip! Any ideas?

[Added later] Okay, so far we've got a picnic in the park, the zoo, a picnic at the zoo, the amusement park or I suppose we could have a picnic at the amusement park too. If we do have a picnic at the zoo or amusement park, then we're going to have to split up into groups, since we need to have teacher supervision for all the kids and we can't do that if you're all running off on your own. Though the older kids might be okay on their own...

[...]

It figures.



[He sits there staring at his journal for a minute before throwing it at the wall, irritated. When he does this the video clicks on and shows Fay-sensei sitting on his bed, all emo like, not saying a word. Eventually, he looks up and sees the journal is recording.] Oh, for the love of- [Goes to turn it off.]

This world has the oddest sense of humour.



I guess it's over now, at least?

[...]

[Filtered to Umi// Hackable]

Umi-chan, I couldn't find Ashura-chan this morning so I had to go to school without him. [Mun can't remember if Fai and Ashura walk to school together but could have sworn he agreed to it months ago] He hasn't shown up here yet either, I'm starting to get worried. Did he just sleep in? Is he not feeling well?

[...] I guess it'd make sense if it was the other option though. We did just get a lot of new arrivals. I don't want him to go back there.

[Strikes= unreadable] [EDIT, AN HOUR OR SO LATER] If anyone knows where Ashura-chan might be, please let Umi-chan or myself know.

[...] I'm back... It's strange, it really felt like a dream when I was back home but I'm already here again! It was only a little while for me, but I guess it might have been longer here, huh? Like for all the others that returned...

Is everyone still here? Is my school okay? Uwaaaah, I hope I didn't miss too many classes! Sakurazuka-sensei might scold me again.

Back already? I barely got to see them...


[Hanging in the WC, kinda annoyed. Anyone up to greeting him?]

Ahaha, I'm back to normal now. That was certainly interesting. Sorry to anyone I might have offended while small. This place really is very strange isn't it?



This fog seems strange....

... I still can't find him. It shouldn't take this long. In the stories... We should be here together.


[OOC: Mun is still up to finishing any threads left from the previous post, but right now chibi Fai has wandered off from wherever he ended up to search for Yuui. He's currently sitting in the park angsting because the TRC Fais aren't the only ones that can do it, damnit! He's totally not crying at all.]