Fai-sensei's Classroom

[Close up! Fay smiles cheerfully at the journal before pulling back, letting his audience know he's standing in a kitchen.] Well! I hope all my adorable students are enjoying their summer vacation [that was totally announced in class sometime after Sayaka-sensei's field trip] and getting into lots of trouble! Nothing dangerous, of course, but it's good to try new things and go on adventures and a bit of risk makes for good memories! [A thought bubble appears behind Fay's head, showing images of huge delicious cakes and other desserts. Of course he's paying attention.] Have lots of fun, okay, guys?

We'll start class again in a few weeks [or whenever he gets bored. Best teacher ever.] and I'm sure you'll all be thrilled when that happens. [Lots of other meals now too! There is much pasta in this thought bubble.]

In the mean time... I'm bored! Ah, what to do, what to do... [All that food in the thought bubble is being cooked by someone, of course. Someone with blond hair. But Fay shuts his journal before it's totally clear who it is, if it wasn't already obvious.]


[It could have been much, much worse, believe me.]

I'm afraid we're going to have to cancel P.E. again for a little while, unless Syaoran-kun would like to take over again. Or anyone else, I suppose.

Hm~ I was cooking and made a little too much and it looks like my other favourite stomach to feed has made himself scarce. Yuui~ Wanna come have dinner with your favourite older brother~?



[ooc; I swear I am on hiatus still, so if tags end up being slow, that's why.]

[Accidental audio]



... A whole year and this place still doesn't change, huh? [Silence for a little while.] ... Bastard. [More silence, for longer this time, before Fay finally sighs.] Oh, well...



[Switches to text!]

Quick notice for students of the school, I'm going to have to cancel P.E until further notice. What do you guys want to do instead?

[FILTERED FROM KUROGANE-SENSEI but hackable.]

So, anyone else a little confused about being magically married off in the middle of the night or is it just me?

[Also, pretend this is backdated a day or so, he's not late, really.]

Seems as though something is happening...

Ne, ne~ Everyone~

Kurotan-sensei's handwriting is really sexy, right~?

[Fay is tossing and turning in his bed. He's obviously having a nightmare. Suddenly he sits up with a shout, waking himself up.]

Ah... That...


[Slowly moves to sit on the edge of his bed, breathing heavily. After a moment he laughs quietly.] I suppose it's normal after something like that...


[Replaying the dream event, Fay dreamed about his death only it wasn't quite as sudden as his real one.]

I'm here... But I was on my way ho- [... Oh. Oh.] What happened?! [Remembers pain, lots of it and then darkness and nothing else.]

[... Okay, gonna stop for a while to think and get my head around this holy shit I died.]

[There's a thump as the journal turns on, possibly due to Fay falling over. The angle makes it difficult to see exactly what is wrong, Fay is lying on his stomach and all you can see is his side, blood slowly pooling around his body. He's not moving.

You might not be able to see, but his left arm has been nearly torn off at the shoulder, there are multiple stab wounds on his back that go up his spine and into his neck.]

[After a few minutes, the video turns off.]

Merry Christmas, everyone~

[Fay is doing up the buttons on his shirt, as if he's only just gotten dressed. He smiles at the journal anyway and winks.] 

I'm back.

[It's early in the morning, and Fay is climbing the sakura tree in the park. Did he sneak out before Yuui woke up? Perhaps. His journal falls out of his pocket and switches to video, showing Fay on on one of the lowest branches, wobbling precariously. He quickly falls and lands on the snow.] Oof!

They're all gone... [He notices the journal and gasps] Hey, stop! It was meant to be a surprise!

[... Damnit, not this again.]

If Yuui's not here again, I'm going home!

How do I save the world this time?

Kurotan, where are you?

[De-aged!Fay is sick of Kiseki but here again anyway. I promise this is the last time. Forward-dated to Wednesday, I guess? Just to keep ahead of Shacha. lol what is timeline. ]

... Not funny, Kiseki. Really not funny.

Yuui? Yuui, where are you? [I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm so sorry this is somehow all my fault I'm so sorry someone beat the crap out of me fml.]

... If I ever find the ones responsible for this I'll-

[Video post! Accidental though, Fay's sitting on his bed crosslegged, fiddling with a small box sitting on his lap. He opens it, looking curious, and Yuui's piano music can be heard playing from it.]

It's lovely, really... [Fay smiles a little at the music and wrinkles his forehead.] I just wish I could remember where I got it! I don't remember buying it and it looks too nice to just have been left lying around here...

[Replaying the memory loss event. Fay has lost all memories of his darling little brother Yuui.]

Students! Everyone pay attention here! Remember we were talking about putting on a school play a while ago? Fay-kun suggested it. I didn't forget! In fact, I have a great idea.

Who wants to do Romeo and Juliet?

[Forward-dated to Saturday because mun is a) impatient, b) going to be busy all weekend and c) bored.]

[Accidental video post! Or is it? Either way, a certain blond is in the kitchen, putting the finishing touches on a cake! Lots of cream and icing and strawberries on it.]

[It's Yuui in the kitchen, of course. He's got the ponytail, after all, and Yuui's clothes. And the expression seems like Yuuis. The humming sounds like Yuui's voice. And he's in the kitchen! it must be Yuui!]

[He suddenly notices the journal recording] Ah... It was meant to be a surprise... [That's Yuui's voice! It must be Yuui!]

[... Right?]

[Video goes off!]

[Private to self// Difficult to hack.]

... He's really stupid, isn't he?
[/Private]

[Kuro-sensei, your sweetie-pie is looking for you.]

[Fay is in the kitchen, all the cupboards are open and it looks like he's been searching for something. While organising the kitchen may have helped Yuui find everything, now Fay can't find anything himself.] Yuuuuuuiiiiiiiii, where did we put the frying pans?

[Hums and looks around a little] In other news, it's almost Halloween! I wonder if any of the kids will go trick or treating... Maybe we should decorate the school! [Pauses for a second] Though that means it's almost that time too...

[Private to Yuui now, moderately hackable.]

Yuui, let's only celebrate your birthday this year. I'm not ready to be 30.

[/Private]

Shall I compare thee to a summer's day?
Thou art more lovely and more temperate.
Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May,
And summer's lease hath all too short a date-

[...] I actually don't know the rest. Ahaha, Kiseki has such strange taste, I wonder why it made me keep talking like that? So strange. [I meant nothing I said while under the influence, you hear me, NOTHING!] Alas!


[Also, if anyone wants to play with Shakespeare!Fay I am more than happy to back date anything. Seriously. I am just as impatient as all hell and on vacation. \o/]